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After searching through the internet for awhile, I came across some pretty funny jokes! (I made up the first one)

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."  

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

 

Anecdote

One time, I was at my friend Tristan's house. We were taking turns jumping down flights of stairs, seeing who could jump the farthest. I was waiting at the top of the stairs for my turn, and then I jumped. I soared through the air, and then THUD. A dull pain came to my head, and then I passed out. When I woke up, Tristan was laughing hysterically. "Dude, your head hit the ceiling when you jumped!" he said in between laughs. Sure enough, when I looked up, there was a noticeable dent in the ceiling above the stairs. I hope that my growth spurt stops before it seriously hurts me!

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